Assisstant in Space

Listen, you are now my second-hand man. Yes, this means that when we prove our superiority to those who trust in time, I'll be sure to give you some credit. Are you listening? Can you stop ranting about the big dipper for half a second and listen to your end of this deal? No, there are no cops in space! CAN YOU LISTEN TO ME?! Agh, this is what I get for picking a guy who was just floating around...