A Day in the Life of King Snivy

I swear, if the Tepope wasn't there to greet me and give me a smile every morning, I'd off myself quicker than a peasant stuck in a ditch.
What's the first thing you do when your Loudred friend evolves? Buy more earplugs! Hahaha!
Oh my Arceus, these jokes only get worse.
C-come on, it's not that bad. Try to have fun with it.
Who's the pirate who created the universe? Arrrr-ceus! Ahaha, hahaha!
Uhhhm...
Why did the lord lose weight when he changed his chef to a Butterfree?
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H-hey, you might want to stop telling jokes for a little bit...the King holds a dagger under his cape.
Thank you, Tepope. I don't know what I'd do without you. The Royal Fool just doesn't shut his trap.